Thursday, January 31, 2008

Never underestimate at woman

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a really tight when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the after life with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. Soher friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put allthatmoney in therewith your husband." She said, "Listen, I'm a GOOD WOMAN, I can't goback on myword. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him.""You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did,"said the wife. "I wrote him a cheque."Never Underestimate The Intelligence Of A Woman"

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